Vape Juice Flavors That Should Exist, But Don't



Vape Juice Flavors That Don't Exist... But Should


Some vape juices are spot on with the flavors they're re-creating. A tropical juice could send you into a vivid flash back of sipping smoothies in Hawaii, or popcorn flavored juices will instantly transport you to the lobby of your favorite cinema. 

But is there ever a very oddly specific flavor you'd want recreated that would take you right back to... say the first day of school, or perhaps that perfect summer day out in the wild? EightVape is a community of big thinkers, we all have a dream to create perfectly specific vape juice flavors that hit you just right, so you're immediately taken to another place.

With that dream came this exclusive EightVape (Hypothetical) Vape Juice Collection:


#1. "Schoolhouse Rock"

Schoolhouse Rock: Everyone's favorite scents from Elementary School. From the moment you inhale you'll be transported to the door of your third grade classroom. As you walk in, you're hit with the scents of fresh wood pencil shavings—Only the finest No. 2, of course. Keep inhaling to unveil the notes of wet grass stains on jeans, loose leaf paper—standard ruled... no pressure of college ruled just yet, it's authentically youthful. Topping off this superb blend is the hint of fresh apples on the desk of your beloved teacher.

  • Flavor Profile: Pencil, Paper, Grass Stains, Apple
  • VG/PG: 70/30
  • Nicotine Level: 0MG (Youngins don't need it nor do you)
  • Bottle Size: 60ml (To fit nicely in a pencil box)


Sounds perfect? Wish it were real? Until such a blessed day, the closest you'll get to this flavor is Bubble Gang Sour Menace. The taste of crisp green apple and classic bubblegum to quench your nostalgia craving. 


#2. "Get Stuffed"

Get Stuffed: The concoction so expertly mixed you'll swear it was just the aroma from Auntie's kitchen on THANKSGIVING. Inhale this and you'll practically hear the football game on in the background mixed with the chatter of family members trying to keep their sanity. Experience juicy inhales of fresh turkey stuffed with succulent vegetables and buttery bread crumbs. Creamy mashed potatoes and gravy notes swirl with the main course in a perfect balance. To finish this off perfectly, enjoy the soft tangy cranberry notes on the exhale. Give thanks for this delicious E-Liquid.

  • Flavor Profile: Turkey, Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, Cranberry
  • VG/PG: 70/30
  • Nicotine Level: 3MG, 6MG, 12MG 
  • Bottle Size: 120ml to last you the whole trip


Stomach growling? Taste-buds begging? Well until this masterpiece is brought to life, just skip to dessert and grab a bottle of Apple Avalanche Slam by Rockt Punch... The delicious taste of sweet apple pie.


#3. "Holy Matrimony"

Holy Matrimony: Let's be real, the most important reason to go to any wedding is for the cake and the free booze. With Holy Matrimony you can feel the love every day with the tastes of crisp bubbly champagne on top of real hints of sugary, creamy, and oh-so-divine wedding cake. When you inhale this juice you'll instantly be saying "I do!"

  • Flavor Profile: Champagne, Wedding Cake
  • VG/PG: 80/20 (Make vape clouds the size of a 5-tier wedding cake)
  • Nicotine Level: 0MG, 3MG, 6MG
  • Bottle Size: 60ml


Can't wait to spend the rest of your life with this vape juice? Well you're gonna have to until this juice walks down the aisle and onto our store. Until then, try Kilo Black Series Birthday Cake. As for champagne... just pour a glass of the authentic wedding cheap stuff.


#4. "Beach Bum"

Beach Bum: Melt right back into the summer heat of a classic childhood beach day. Inhale the humid salty air, so pungent you can feel the grit of sand in your hair. Accented with notes of stale chips and warm flat soda, this is the stuff summer vacation memories are made of! The only thing it's missing is the seagulls.

  • Flavor Profile: Salt Water, Stale Chips, Warm Flat Soda
  • VG/PG: 70/30
  • Nicotine Level: 0MG, 3MG, 6MG
  • Bottle Size: 120ml of juice to get all hot and sticky in the sun


Sounds too good to be true? You're right. Until this dream comes true, try Naked 100's Hawaiian POG, ripe with the fruits of the tropics it will be a vacation in your mouth.


#5. "The Great Outdoors"

The Great Outdoors: It's the sunny early morning at your campsite. You're sore from that long hike, but it feels so nice, laying in your warm vinyl tent, smelling the burnt out camp fire from the night before. When you emerge from the tent you get smell the fresh minty pine trees and the dirt that the breeze has picked up. Imagine that all in a vape. Inhaling warm vinyl air, tasting the remnants of burning wood, mixed with notes of earthy dirt. And as you exhale you feel the cool pine scented menthol tickling your senses and taking you right back to the perfect campsite morning.

  • Flavor Profile: Vinyl, Campfire Smoke, Dirt, Pine Tree Menthol
  • VG/PG: 80/20 (Max VG to make campfire worthy clouds)
  • Nicotine Level: 0MG, 3MG, 6MG
  • Bottle Size: 120ml


If this peaks your interest and gets the John Muir spirit in you feeling restless, then give Charlie's Chalk Dust Campfire S'more a chance to bring you back to those sweet camping nights.


#6. "Southern Livin'"

Southern Livin': Y'all ready for the taste of a meal that'll get you Holy Ghostin'? How about you sit on down and give this Southern Livin' vape juice a try. Honey, it's got everything you know and love in a classic southern dish. We've got shrimp 'n grits, with real creamy buttered grits and juicy grilled shrimp. On the side we've got some nice fried okra for you, and of course we can't forget that cornbread, sweet and moist just how y'all like it. One vape of this and y'all WILL come back now, ya'hear?

  • Flavor Profile: Shrimp and Grits, Fried Okra, Cornbread 
  • VG/PG: 70/30
  • Nicotine Level: 0MG, 3MG, 6MG 
  • Bottle Size: 460ml (Ain't nothin' small in the south)


Does southern soul food get your cravings skyrocketing? Well until we perfect this meal of a vape juice get yourself a bottle of Granny's Pie Peach Cobbler. It's the sweet dessert of the south with none of the calories.


#7. "Meme"

Meme: Spicy. The true taste of memes. It gives you the giggles and doesn't stop being delicious until it goes on Ellen or is tweeted about by a politician.

  • Flavor Profile: Spicy
  • VG/PG: 70/30
  • Nicotine Level: 0MG, 3MG, 6MG
  • Bottle Size: 69ml


Until we find a spice spicy enough to recreate the taste of memes, you should give FJ's Bae a try. Created in partnership with the meme king himself.


  • Posted on by Teresa

    My flavor would be warm buttered rum. That sweet and mellow taste.

  • Posted on by Cesar Relayse

    My dream juice have to be 70%vg 30%pg have to be a mixed between green apple vodka, green berries blend, sprite and a little touch of energy drink the name of my juice is the great v cocktail

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