Vapemas Carols Written By You, The Vape Fam!
Vapemas Carols Written By You, The Vape Fam!
The following are original vapemas carols written by those in the Eight Vape Family! If you find yourself inspired and feeling the holiday spirit, you can find out how to enter HERE. Enjoy!
-GEEKVAPE Got Ran Over By A Reindeer
-JUUL Bells
-FREEMAX Navidad
-SLAMMIN Baby
Rudolph the Friendzoned Failure
had some very smokey clothes
and if you smelled him smoking
you would try to plug your nose
all of the lady reindeers
used to laugh and call him names
and his lungs were so tarry
he coughed when he played reindeer games
then one smokey Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with that smelly cherry so bright
Why don't you vape on this tonight?
Then the reindeer he liked loved him!
as she smelled his vape with Glee
he wasn't a friendzoned failure!
she said please go down on me!
Thank you, Thank ya ver much.
Only a salt nic pod device will do
Don't want a doll
No dinky tinker toy
I want a salt nic pod device to play with and enjoy
I want a salt nic pod device for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you
He won't have to use
A dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a device hero standing there
I want a salt nic pod device for Christmas
Only a salt nic pod device will do
No crocodiles
No rhinoceroses
I only like pod deviceses
And pod devicessuses like me too
Mom says a novo would eat me up but then
Teacher says a novo is a vegetarian
There's lots of room for him
In our two plug charger
I'd feed him there
And wash him there
And give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a device hero standing there
I want a salt nic pod device for Christmas
Only a salt nic pod device will do
No crocodiles
Or rhinoceroses-es
I only like salt nic pod device-es
And salt nic pod device-es like me too
Bethany Bertelsen
Vape Night. EightVape all day or night. Voodoo, uwell and many silent vapes are here on this site at a great price. Enjoy the taste with such delicious flavors you will like to vape. Wish you all a great holiday cheer. And have a wonderful Vape night
I wrote this and created the attached pic last year. It's Aspire themed based on the products they had out last Christmas, but was well done and although I could rewrite it I don't have my program to redo the image as my computer died, but I hope it's acceptable lol.

The First Uwell
Jay Dee
I'm dreaming of an EightVape VapeMas
Just like the ones I used to Blow
Where the Modtops glisten and Vaporers listen
To hear Vape bells in the Clouds
I'm dreaming of an EightVape VapeMas
With every VapeMas Cloud I Blow
May your Vapes be tasty and bright
And may all your VapeMases be White
I'm dreaming of an EightVape VapeMas
Just like the ones I used to Blow
Where the Modtops glisten and Vaporers listen
To hear Vape bells in the Clouds...
Oh Come All Ye Vapers’ (Oh Come All Ye Faithful)
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Michelle York
Voopoo the red noise vape deer had a very shiny mod and if you ever saw it you would really vape it so!!
On the first day of vapemas
My true love gave to me
Jerry Orr
On one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say, Rudolph with your vape pen bright wont you blow fat clouds tonight?
Last Christmas, she lost my drip tip.
The very next day, I discovered 8 Vape.
This year, to save me from tears,
Brain Hurst
Rudolph the red coil reindeer had some very shiny coils, and if you ever saw them get built you could even say they glow (like a parralel)
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names,
they never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games ( like cloud comps)
Then one cloudy Christmas eve Santa came to say ( with his dark horse) Rudolph with your coils so tight wont you build my dripper tonight,
Then all the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee Rudolph the red coil reindeer you'll go down in history ( like the velocity)
Angelica Mitchell
I Saw Mommy Vaping with Santa.
A lithium ion battery
Two drip tips and a lithium ion battery
Three fresh coils, two drip tips and a lithium ion battery..
Four nic salts, Three fresh coils, two drip tips and a lithium ion battery..
Five cali bars, Four nic salts, Three fresh coils, two drip tips and a lithium ion battery..
Six vapers vaping, Five cali bars, Four nic salts, Three fresh coils, two drip tips and a lithium ion battery..
Seven vaporesso mods a moding, Six vapers vaping, Five cali bars, Four nic salts, Three fresh coils, two drip tips and a lithium ion battery.
Eight ml samples sampling, Seven vaporesso mods a moding, Six vapers vaping, Five cali bars, Four nic salts, Three fresh coils, two drip tips and a lithium ion battery.
Nine naked juices , Eight ml samples sampling, Seven vaporesso mods a moding, Six vapers vaping, Five cali bars, Four nic salts, Three fresh coils, two drip tips and a lithium ion battery.
Ten jull pods, Nine naked juices , Eight ml samples sampling, Seven vaporesso mods a moding, Six vapers vaping, Five cali bars, Four nic salts, Three fresh coils, two drip tips and a lithium ion battery.
Eleven smok tanks, Ten jull pods, Nine naked juices , Eight ml samples sampling, Seven vaporesso mods a moding, Six vapers vaping, Five cali bars, Four nic salts, Three fresh coils, two drip tips and a lithium ion battery.
Twelve fat clouds, Eleven smok tanks, Ten jull pods, Nine naked juices , Eight ml samples sampling, Seven vaporesso mods a moding, Six vapers vaping, Five cali bars, Four nic salts, Three fresh coils, two drip tips and a lithium ion battery.
Timothy Koran
O come all ye vape mail, Joytech and Oxva
Eightvape for you
Good luck all entered mine today merry Christmas