Founder's Daily Deals: Tuesday's Two-Fer Juiceday!

Founder's Daily Deals: Tuesday's Two-Fer Juiceday!

Our beloved enigmatic founder, Octavius Q. Vapes, is famous for many things. Once on his travels, our founder, (and his faithful assistant, Armando De La Hoya,) found themselves in Catalonia, during the Great Feral Hamster Infestation of 1877, and were faced with the resulting fruit shortage. Octavius had become famous for smoking the local fruits in his custom steam-powered smoking pipe, and the trend was catching on. However, with feral hamsters devouring the local fruit pickers, nobody dared enter the groves. Finding this lack of manpower unacceptable, Octavius Q. Vapes personally entered the groves with an army of easily bribed locals. Armed only with his trusty bullwhip and .357 magnum, Octavius tamed the feral hamsters one-by-one, allowing the workers to enter the fields and resume picking fresh fruits for his pipe. Only nine locals were lost in the process.

Today, we honor his love of fruit-flavored smoking, and courage in the face of feral hamsters every Tuesday, with our Two-Fer Juiceday! Here's today's amazing deal!

20% Off  Propaganda Salts - Use Code "FoundersDeals"