Our beloved enigmatic founder, Octavius Q. Vapes, is famous for many things. On Christmas Eve of 1839, our founder (and his faithful assistant, Armando De La Hoya,) had flown to Italy by zeppelin to speak with local artists about designs for his latest invention, "Octavius Q. Vapes' Water-Instilled Flavored Face-Injections." However, during the trip, the zeppelin crashed in the Himalayas, leaving Octavius and Armando stranded for days. Despite having no supplies, and no food, our brave founder was able to survive by hunting the wildlife with his bare hands, while he and his assistant hiked their way back down the treacherous mountain, and into civilization.
The locals of the nearby village of Gandabatagonia spent the the next several decades retelling the tale of "The Brave Men Who Came Wearing Full Bearskins and Shoes Made of Badgers," and the long-told stories the two men shared of their exploits.
Today, we celebrate every Thursday with memories of some of the older, still-popular products you may have forgotten. Here's today's amazing deal!