The Emmy (And Vape Prize) Goes To...


The Emmy (And Vape Prize) Goes To...

Chris Pizzello/Invision, via the Associated Press


The Emmy's show cased television's best last night, with hosts Michael Che and Collin Jost, SNL's Weekend Update duo. The evening was full of surprises like proposals, low-key cameos, nominations and wins from legendary actors of color like Regina King and Sandra Oh, and the first Emmy win for comedy legend Henry Winkler (Ayyy). 

Now you may wonder what emotions and thoughts were running through the heads of these winners. Thoughts like, who do I thank, what after party am I going to, what interviews am I going to give, what vape product would perfectly match this accolade...?

...Yes it's another hypothetical "what would they vape" article. We know. But this time its ~*~*Topical*~*~

Let's start with the evening's winner for...


Best Actor in A Drama Series, Matthew Rhys (The Americans)

Chris Pizzello/Invision, via the Associated Press


The Americans is a series in its 6th and final season running on FX and Matthew Rhys plays Phillip Jennings in the lead role. The show is a period piece centering around the height of the Cold War with two Russian agents posing as typical Americans. 

If I were a secret agent, stealth would be my number one priority. Right down to my vape device. And for that the vape for best dramatic espionage for Matthew Rhys is..

The Kado Stealth Ultra Portable Systems kit.


Best Comedy, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Via Variety

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel proved marvelous with five Emmy wins in impressive categories like Best Director in a Comedy Series, Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy, Best Actress in a Comedy, and Best Comedy overall. The show is about a 1950's housewife who decides to become a stand up comedian.

And for that I believe the best vape juice for Mrs. Maisel must be anything Dinner Lady! Dinner Lady Vape Juice just has that wholesome and classic fifties home cooking vibe with delicious treats like classic cola, blackberry crumble, lemon tart... the list goes on. 



Best Reality Competition Program, RuPaul's Drag Race

Via Digital Spy

Yaaaaaaaassssss! Rupaul sashayed away with a statuette after delivering an exciting, clean cut speech. "Now let's here the music play!" He accepted the award on behalf of the beautiful "140 drag queens that we have released into the wild!" Can I get an amen?! Rupaul also won for best reality show host and the show received creative arts Emmy's for costumes, directing, and hair styling. 


So we are going to give Rupaul and his team the brightest juice we can give. Vape The Rainbow!! And it's gotta be on ice because we all know some of those queens need ice for those burns they get in the dressing room when the tea gets spilled. 


Best Supporting Actor in a Drama, Peter Dinklage (Game Of Thrones)

Via SciFi Imaginarium

As Game of Thrones comes to a close it was good to see them continue to rule over the Emmy nominations and take home a few awards of their own. Especially for fan favorite Peter Dinklage. He is the highest paid actor on the show Game of Thrones, playing Tyrion Lannister since the show's beginning in 2011. In his win he is now tied with Aaron Paul's (Breaking Bad) Best Supporting Actor Emmy wins Record. 

For this big win, we think it might be funny to let him vape on some Innevape Heisenberg just to stick it to Aaron Paul (bitch). With Breaking Bad over, and the final GoT season underway, should Dinklage be nominated for 2019's Emmy's he has a chance of holding the most Emmy's in the supporting actor category. 

Best Supporting Actress in a Drama, Thandie Newton (Westworld)

Via UK Express

Thandie Newton stunned the audience during her acceptance speech Monday night. Not just because she looked absolutely stunning. But she also dropped the F-Bomb. Guess she was really shocked. But she was wildly humbled and gave a gracious speech, thanking God, who she referred to as "She". I guess Ariana did convince her. 

Westworld is set in the near future and in the re-imagined past. The perfect mod to accompany Thandie's win would be the Desire X Mod. It just looks straight from the show honestly. 


Best Drama, Game of Thrones

Via Rolling Stone

Another victory for the popular fantasy series on HBO based off of the highly popular book series by George R.R. Martin. Taking the trophy home for what could be the last time. We honor them with a juice perfect for this fantastic team.

Vapetasia's Milk Of The Poppy.


Best Actor in a Comedy Series, Bill Hader (Barry)

Via IndieWire

An exciting win for Bill Hader and Henry Winkler both, who star side by side in the HBO Comedy series "Barry". The show follows a hit man as he travels to Los Angeles on a job and finds himself awash in the city's art scene. This was the show's first season, and it has been renewed for a season two. This was the first Emmy win for Bill Hader outside of his illustrious SNL career, and the first win for The Fonz since he was first nominated 40 years ago. 

For this important win, we're giving these champion comedians the Vaporesso Target Pro Kit. With a trigger like fire button for a trigger happy hit man, the Vaporesso Target will hit the target like a pro, every time. 




Best Actress in a Drama, Claire Foy (The Crown)

Via Variety

Claire Foy won her first Emmy for her role on The Crown. She dedicated her award to the next cast of the series, as the format of the show changes casts with every new season as the characters progress in age. She was quite surprised, saying "This wasn't supposed to happen." But we're glad it did as she was lovely to look at and truly deserves the recognition for her amazing work before she departs the show. 

In honor of her Majesty, we present to her, Nasty Vape Juice Trap Queen. While the title of trap queen doesn't hold as much significance as say Queen Elizabeth II, we think she will enjoy this ripe strawberry vape juice. 



How did you enjoy the Emmy's this year? Was it full of your favorites, or did someone you love get snubbed? How do you think we did with our pairings? Would you change something? Let us know in the comments below or on our Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook



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