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The Delicious Taste of Home Sweet Home

Karina White | August 26 2018

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THE BURBS

SUPER PRIMO E-LIQUID

By Zachariah Baldwin

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THE BURBS is THE promoist of the primo ejuice line. Refreshing, cooling, chilling, chilltastic, mind-altering, not at all "gentrified"- get this- 100% organic cucumber melon water pink lemonade, with a hint of menthol . That primo taste of the burbs that every bro craves.

That first inhale will bring back fine memories of coasting through the culdesac with your buds on that sick Baker 8" deck your grammy bought you. It's the summer of '99. Lifes good. That's Primo's PRIMO vapestalgia™ technology.

Cool menthol graces your lips on the inhale with a gnarly hit of that sweet sweet pink lemonade (just like mama used to make, or your sister made and you "borrowed" it from her lemonade stand, in true bro fashion) following close behind, and just a hint of something we can't quite define, we call it vapesymbiosis™. Soothing cuck n melon juice slaps on the exhale.

Smells like fresh cut grass (maybe that's just us). Order some today, from the comfort of your man cave. Only $33.33 for a 120mil at eightVape.com.

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